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Good Advice From Kids

"Never trust a dog to watch your food."-- Patrick, age 10
"When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?'Don't answer."-- Hannah, age 9
Never tell your Mom her diet's not working."-- Michael, age 14
"Stay away from prunes."-- Randy, age 9
"Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to."-- Emily, age 10
"When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."-- Taylia, age 11
"Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment."-- Traci, age 14
"A puppy always has bad breath--even after eating a Tic-Tac."-- Andrew, age 9
"Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time."-- Kyoyo, age 11
"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."-- Amir, age 9
"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."-- Kellie, age 11
"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."-- Naomi, age 15
"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick."-- Lauren, age 9
"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."-- Joel, age 10
"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on the phone."-- Alyesha, age 13
"Never try to baptize a cat."-- Eileen, age 8